In case you're new to them, a Clerihew is a silly pseudo-biographical rhyme that takes a well-known person and imagines them in a completely different - and preferably ridiculous - light.
Clerihews are supposed to have an AABB rhyme scheme, a varying meter and a lot of forced rhymes, which makes them perfect for a little bit of seasonal silliness:
All the reindeer ran away –
now the raptors pull the sleigh.
has Sky Plus.
So when he's out eating babies
can you record Match of the Day, please?
is completely green.
But she isn't a lizard, like Ike says,
she's just glued herself into some baize.
likes eating pollen.
His mother was one quarter bee,
which explains the strange way that he speaks.
|Krampus (not Jools Holland)|